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Jim Paladino's avatar

A spot-on assessment that history ultimately proved right, yet the warning went entirely unheeded.

“He is not just unprepared—he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability and immense responsibility."

Hillary Rodham Clinton, 2016

The following is a fictionalized and satirical document.

JUNE 17, 2026

MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING A.K.A. INSTRUMENT OF CAPITULATION

I, the undersigned, as President of the United States, and under the authority of the government of the United States of America, hereby acknowledge the unconditional capitulation to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Government Structure: The clerical establishment and the fundamental structure of the Iranian government shall remain changed.

Ceasefire: All hostilities by United States forces in the Middle East “excursion” shall cease immediately.

Surrender of Assets: All Iranian funds previously frozen under U.S. sanctions shall be released to the Central Bank of Iran without delay.

Administrative Control: The administration and security of the Strait of Hormuz shall be under the sole and sovereign control of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Denuclearization: A mutually acceptable plan, at a date and time to be determined by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, shall be executed by the parties.

Restoration: The U.S. and regional partners agree to create a fund, in an amount not less than $300 billion, to be used at Iran’s sole and absolute discretion, to rebuild any part of its infrastructure.

ACCEPTED AND APPROVED BY:

DONALD J. TRUMP, 45th and 47th President of the United States, the greatest wartime president in human history.

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And yet, potus stated that if he doesn’t like their behavior, he will start bombing them again. REALLY? THATS THE PLAN?

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